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28/12/2015 0 Comments

Horsey Jokes . . .

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Stop worrying about the weather for a minute and see if you can read these without laughing!

Why did the show jumper have a sore head?
Because he was jumping against the clock.
 
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!  
 
What did the mother horse say to her foal?
Its pasture your bedtime
 
What food do race horses like best?
Fast Food.
 
How long should a horse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground
 
What's a horse's favourite game?
Stable Tennis.
 
What breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
All breeds! Houses can't jump.
 
What kind of bread do horses eat?
Thoroughbred.
 
Which side of the horse has the most hair?
The outside!
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